ATTENTION; RELEASE OF LETHAL ALIEN SNAKE – Monday 15th April 21:40 Hrs
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At a meeting called by a criminal-fundraiser gang near Maude (80 km West of Hay NSW, Australia) the lethal alien snake, bred-fed to increase it’s numbers and deployed among the fund-raiser gang, was released during a dispute or altercation between factions of the criminal gang.
The number of persons, both neanderthal and cro magnon were present at the meeting, numbered about 100. This dispute and altercation occurred about mid afternoon (about 14:30 Hrs), NSW Time or Australian Eastern Standard Time.
The spread of the alien lethal snake, at this time, is unknown, all persons near Maude, within perhaps 80-100 km, need to take precautions to prevent being infected-occupied.
Wearing long trousers or slacks, with anklets or military style ‘gaiters’ and firmly held at the top up an individual’s neck, is believed will help.
The treatment as described in an earlier announcement does work, and the infection doesn’t need to be lethal, however, treatment should commences within hours of the initial infection for the best chance of success.
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